tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83566164602370129942024-03-13T15:07:37.887-07:00A lifetime To Go...Everyday brings us closer, one way or another. We have good days, we have bad days, and we never know how many more days we'll have. Treasure each one, and, in this case, document the especially special ones.Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.comBlogger122125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-62556649923624948672020-03-14T14:15:00.003-07:002020-03-14T14:15:52.332-07:00Corona Virus I’ve heard from several sides about this “pandemic” the media is calling the Corona Virus. It’s a group of viruses in which we have no immunities to. Some folks are rolling their eyes and poking the fire exchanging kisses and handshakes for laughs and lunch. Others have self quarantined, shutting themselves away from the world, prepared to stay in hibernation until whatever this is blows over.<br />
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Across the country, families are stock piling paper goods like toilet paper and paper towel along with alcohol, bleach, soap, and any other Virus killing project they can get their hands on.<br />
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Elementary Schools in the entire state are closedFor the next two weeks, and the universities have moved to only only learning. Other states have closed their schools “indefinitely” and governors have ruled that kids will not need to complete a full 180 days to move to the next grade level.<br />
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I’m concerned for friend and family who work in the theater and television industry relying on a gig lifestyle to earn enough to pay for rent, food, and all other expenses. <br />
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Disney is closed, universal is closed, Broadway’s dark, TV shows are taping in front of no audience at all. Conferences are postponing and canceling, travel from Europe now is banned, and the president of handily said he might cancel domestic travel as well.<br />
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To be honest, I’m not really worried about the Virus as much as I’m worried about our economy and wellbeing of of friends and family directly impacted financially from this.<br />
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We’re less than a week into a full blown WHO named pandemic- and I hope it goes away sooner than later.Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-42251628554319653242015-11-29T12:07:00.002-08:002015-11-29T12:07:23.506-08:00Big Hero 6 - Barbie to Honey LemonMy four year old daughter loves superheroes, and she loves pink and purple.<br />
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Quick quiz: Name one superhero that wears pink and purple...<br />
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I can think of only one, and my daughter loves her; Honey Lemon, from Big Hero Six. She is smart, clever, fast, and wears pink and purple ( when she isn't in her yellow lab coat.)<br />
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Now, the holidays are coming up, and, like most parents, I'm looking for a few presents I know she will love. I search Amazon. No Single honey lemon on sale for less than $50. I search the internet - No single Honey Lemon doll that is affordable. Sure, I can get one on ebay for $300!! Seriously? <br />
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So, I do what any mom with lots of extra paint laying around and Barbies that lay naked and lonely at the bottom of a toy box does. I made my own.<br />
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I started with a sad lonely Barbie:<br />
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I've seen other blog posts using other kinds of dolls, most of them have a healthier figure size - but I'm working with what I've got.<br />
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First thing I did was take acetone I normally remove nail polish with, and, with a soaked Q-tip, rubbed her face away. Honestly I shouldn't have gotten as much pleasure from it, but I did. If you do this, make sure you are in a well ventilated room.<br />
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Now, I couldn't just paint her because she is wearing a micro skirt ( which in the movie flows despite the true lack of material used) and armor. (Though her leotard like thin midriff is fully exposed) So, I dug through my huge box of material I meant to do something with one day and never did, and found a good square of stiff interfacing. Not sure what it was meant for, but it will become a skirt and armor.<br />
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I started painting her arms and legs.<br />
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NOTE - If you decide to do this, I suggest thin coats of acrylic paint. I used what I had ( which was a combination of Basic Acrylics, Apple Barrel, and Bella Acrylics. Aside from the Basics, the other two are pretty cheap. Paint three to four thin coats in smooth long strokes in one direction. I cheated and used my hair dryer between coats.<br />
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Then, I added her clothes. I tried crazy glue for interfacing to Barbie. It was a sticky (read sealing fingers together and forming a fingerprint free layer ) mess. Then I used Tacky Glue which worked a lot better.<br />
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Since I've never draped a real person, let alone a doll, I had lots of toss away "oops" pieces. I figured my 4 year old wouldn't mind the folds. I added a belt with covered the upper seams and actually pulled it all together,<br />
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Once she was mostly dry, I watered down some paint and painted her clothes with 4 coats and a little on her body. The interfacing soaked up the paint, which is why I wanted watered down color at first. I painted the inside of the skirt with leg color since it was in shadow anyway. Once again I dried it with the hair dryer,<br />
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Since I didn't hold her legs apart, the paint stuck together a bit - I just touched it up in the end.<br />
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Now it was time for mixing top coats. I catered to my daughters color needs but still tried to stay close to Honey Lemon's color scheme. Once she was mostly dry, I used the armor color with a bit of extra white and stippled the top to add a look of texture.<br />
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By this time, the secret was out, she was seen. The doll was seen by my daughter, and just like driving a long distance; "Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet?? " Mind you it was only about 2 total hours to this point, but I was tired...it was bedtime.<br />
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The next morning required only another hour or so. She got some stitching details, some shading, some seams, and .... a face. I suppose if I had the right tools; thinner brushes, patience, and a magnifying glass etc, it would have come out better. I reminded myself over and over that my daughter is 4. FOUR, and she won't notice.<br />
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I even made a sad excuse of a helmet out of FIMO. I took some Saran Wrap around her head, used my dried out FIMO the best I could then baked it at 230 for 20 minutes. It's passable - Barely.<br />
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For her bag, I used a clipping from an old plastic bead curtain. Fit it so it would fit from under her arm and over her head. I tied it, attempted the crazy glue again, then used spray paint primer on the plastic. Once mostly dry I used the acrylics again.<br />
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As a top coat, instead of painting, I used spray clear sealer, 2 coats- likely not the best choice, but I was ready to be done. I added a little personal touch, and her bag can double as a bracelet.<br />
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She loves it.<br />
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I flip through the weekly flyers, but don't obsess with a coupon folder ( anymore.)<br />
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I wait until payday, and hope the milk not treated with growth hormones is still on sale - if not, I only buy 2 instead of 3 - certainly can't go without milk. <br />
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When I check out at the cashier and hand her a few roughly ripped coupons, I hope I did alright. Slyly I leave the Oreo's in the stack of baskets under the conveyor along with the cute travel mug, bag of chocolate bars, the second box of cheese-its, and few miscellaneous things the kids tossed in while I wasn't looking - or, that I tossed in spur of the moment.<br />
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The nice old couple behind me, surely with only good intentions, points out my discarded items bring them to my kids's attention - I suppose the battle over the Oreos is really not one I feel like fighting; I get the Oreos.<br />
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The total: I'm sure we have it in our account. I check to be sure. There are few things more embarrassing then a rejected card. We just paid a month of day-care for two kids, the rent, life insurance, car insurance, health insurance, the phone bill, the power bill, the cable bill, the water bill, the trash bill, a month of Netflix, filled the car with gas, and of course two student loan payments. It's what everyone pays, right?<br />
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Here's where I bring class back into it. <br />
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My husband has an amazing and stressful, yet fulfilling career as a University Professor, and I work two part time jobs and teach one University class. I'm overeducated and underemployed. <br />
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Surely due to bad money management, thousands of dollars in unexpected medical expenses, and another family move, we're almost breaking even at the end of each month - putting off larger bills and paying them off bit by bit.<br />
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We make too much money for any assistance, and not enough money to get ahead. <br />
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We're stuck.<br />
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And so are thousands of other working families.<br />
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Daycare costs a good deal more than our rent. Basically, I work to pay daycare costs. I tried staying home, but I suck at being a stay at home mom. There is no assistance for families like ours - and really, we're not asking for any help, but it would be nice to get a break every once in a while.<br />
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I call this the plight of the Upper lower class.<br />
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We give to those who have less than we do, and respect what we do have. We are a loving family, but fight about a stupid cup of fancy coffee, or a meal out towards the end of the month. <br />
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We're planning a family vacation and cant seem to agree on how to bring it to fruition. Hourly workers don't get sick leave. Hourly workers don't get vacation time. Hourly workers don't get paid when they have to stay home when the kids are sick.<br />
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How do we fix it?<br />
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Can we pare down our expenses anymore?<br />
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Can we get a home loan with very little if any cash down, so our mortgage would be less then the rent we pay? Hell no, no one will loan to us.<br />
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Babysitters charge more than I make per hour, but I stay because my boss is flexible, lets me work when I can, and take time off without giving me too hard a time.<br />
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We need a second car to allow more freedom to take more work and allow children transport, but I drive a motorcycle and get 70 mpg and pay $11/ month in insurance. It's also paid off. The one car we have gets dozens of miles a day getting everyone where they need to. We do what we need to do.<br />
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What's the solution? Pay teachers more? Sure. Have daycare subsidized by the government? It's a dream. Allow low rate loans for families with good intentions and big dreams? Unlikely.<br />
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We're not alone, and we will all continue to do our best. We will continue to give back to the community when we can. We will be the best friends and parents we can be, and try not to fight about money too often.<br />
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I'm sitting on my couch watching my kids pretend to take a vacation - their school is closed today due to "staff training"; we still paid for the entire week. I love their imagination, they are arguing what they can take in their carry-on purses, and it seems everything has to be orange. Not sure why.<br />
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Perhaps they know something I don't. When you're a kid, you have everything you could ever want, ever need, or ever hope for. There is a song for everything. A piece of clay has infinite possibilities and a piece of paper an emotional expression.<br />
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I envy their existence, and strive to emulate it. <br />
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If only the Barbie credit card were real, The Hi-Ho Cherries were cash, that Matchbox Minivan was fueled and outside, the Lego Jet was at our disposal, and that Little People's 5 bedroom house were ours.<br />
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"Stop jumping on the beds! I know the floor is shark infested lava, but you don't have to jump to avoid it!"<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-89764460632444599862014-08-31T21:06:00.000-07:002014-08-31T21:10:15.575-07:00Actors Vs. ChildrenI've worked in theater a very long time; much longer than I've been a mom.<br />
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Behind the scenes, I've worn a variety of hats including those of a stage manager, a director, a set designer and scenic artist. As a mom, I suppose the same can be said of the kinds of pants I've worn - though, slightly different. Indulge me the dinner at home pants, the bath-time pants, the changing the diaper pants, the projectile vomit pants, the arts and crafts pants, and perhaps the play on the floor/dirt pants.<br />
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The above wardrobe has most certainly qualified me to say, with some exceptions of course, that talking to children is exactly like talking to actors.<br />
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Below are a list of 10 statements. Read each as though you were talking to a child, then read again as though you were talking to an actor. Specific references to children are without parenthesis, substitute reference for an actor within the parenthesis. <br />
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1. Please, put that down! It is not a toy, it is a <i>decoration</i> (prop.) Stop touching everything you see!<br />
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2. You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen, you don't need to put so much <i>marker</i> (make-up) on your face.<br />
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4. (Answering a bellowing cry) You need another roll of toilet paper in your bathroom? Of course I'll get that right away. The soft one? Of course, I only want what's best for your butt.<br />
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5. You work so hard, and are incredibly dedicated, don't listen to what other friends (reviewers) say, they don't know you the way I do. <br />
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6. Yes, of course, the green M&Ms taste the best, I'll make sure you only get the yummy ones.<br />
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7. I am so sorry, I thought your cup was the pink sparkly (thrown pottery) cup, let me go wash (run out to three stores) and get the one you want.<br />
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8. Circle time (Notes)! Everybody gather up, let's talk about what went well today and what we can do better tomorrow.<br />
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9. STOP! (HOLD!) Really, please, stop what you are doing. STOP (HOLD) Don't. Please. Leave that alone. Go back. Just...stop moving. No, where you were, not there, go back to your mat/bed (spike mark). PLEASE STOP MOVING!!!!!<br />
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10. Did you wash your hands? Please make sure you shower/bathe (use deodorant) everyday.<br />
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Please don't be offended.<br />
I love what I do.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-66618723119879719502013-12-16T22:05:00.000-08:002013-12-17T07:51:45.908-08:00Salt Dough Wreath<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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As a family, it has become a tradition to make salt-dough ornaments both for our tree, and to give as home-made presents.<br />
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We enjoy making the dough, smoothing it out, and then using all the fun cookie cutters we want.<br />
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Since it takes so long to dry out/cook in the oven, we don't paint them until at least the next day, then, if you want to add sparkles, add another day. NOTE: If you choose to use sparkles with your little ones, use one color at a time unless you want a huge sparkle mess on your hands. Though, it isn't as bad a using fake snow in the theater, that stuff stays around year after year after year.<br />
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Oh, sorry, it's late, the kids are asleep, and I'm rambling.<br />
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What was I going to talk about? RIGHT, the amazing salt dough wreath. You can do this, too!<br />
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Or, if you're lazy, send me $100 and I'll make one for you, too.<br />
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Again, sorry, I'm tired.<br />
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Let's just get into it, ey?<br />
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This year, though far away from all our friends and family, we are thankful for each other, and the love that crosses the miles.<br />
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Never before had either Brian or Myself hosted a Thanksgiving. We had some students at the University who couldn't make it home for the Holiday, over to celebrate with us.<br />
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And wow, did we prepare a feast.<br />
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We catered to both our omnivorous guests as well our veggie friends.<br />
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Might I add, the turkey I prepared was the best turkey I had ever eaten.<br />
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We prepared it a la Julia Child, but used the recipe in <a href="http://online.cooksillustrated.com/cpa-3-4-default.asp.html?extcode=KMBCB000H&utm_campaign=%2FUI%2FCooks+Illustrated+HT+-+WKD+-++Broad&utm_content=5Df8mSJv_dc%7Cpcrid%7C2930426197%7Cpkw%7Ccooksillustrated.com%7Cpmt%7Cb%7C&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=bing&utm_term=cooksillustrated.com">Cooks Illustrated</a><br />
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They suggested a novel approach. Take the leg quarters off before cooking, Remove the thigh bone, season with sage, salt and pepper, and sew it back up ( not for the faint of heart, mind you.)<br />
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It was juicy, flavorful, and so easy to carve the dark meat.<br />
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Brian prepared the sweets and mashed taters yesterday, and I roasted to bird, veggie stuffing, and glazed carrots today.<br />
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Overall a highly successful day filled with new friends, and thoughts of loved ones far away.<br />
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Happy Thanksgivannukah!!<br />
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This is what my son did in 5 minutes, today:<br />
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In 5 minutes, my son got into the stash of Christmas and Hanukkah presents and start opening everything. Thankfully, he was so proud that he found a driedel, he stopped what he was doing and came out of his room. After disappearing for another 2 minutes, he came back with the packing material for the large box of Amazon presents. Thankfully, he thinks that poppers are fun in and of themselves and likes to pop the in front of me.<br />
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In the next few minutes that it took me to move all the presents from their prior location to a new, out of reach location, my son took the entire tube of toothpaste and smeared it all over his room. I came back into him room to discuss not opening presents, when I smelled an overwhelming scent of mint.<br />
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Toothpaste.<br />
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"Daaaaaniel!" I saw it on the walls first. Dripping light blue slime trails with silver sparkles.<br />
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"Daaaniel?" He pointed to the window sill. There in the sunlight was a silver dollar size blob of the. same, with a thin line that began to drip down the wall behind his bed.<br />
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I found it on a sock.<br />
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I found toothpaste footprints on the carpet.<br />
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And I found it on his comforter. I'll get the chunks, but that, he'll have to live with until the next time I have to clean it for a more serious, natural based mess.<br />
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It took longer than that to clean it up.<br />
It took longer than that to write this.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-49318604649022667912013-11-24T15:40:00.002-08:002013-11-24T15:40:27.935-08:00Padded!It's been a while since I posted about the kids, and all the fun and interesting things they get into. I suppose over the years many things just don't surprise me anymore.<br />
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Then today happened.<br />
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I'm calling today's post "Padded" because that exactly what the kids were. Covered in pads.<br />
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I caught them as they were saying "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch and ripping them mostly off themselves.<br />
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Speak. No. Evil.Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-49337798003691109222013-11-02T15:22:00.000-07:002013-11-03T08:42:56.652-08:00YOA: Year of Adventures - NovemberTo quickly recap, I turned 40 this year, and for my birthday my husband is surprising me with a new adventure every month. Hence, my YOA, or Year of Adventures.<br />
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November's YOA began on Thursday morning. Brian (my husband), said he needed the car to run an errand. No biggie, except he is a terrible liar. I knew something was up, but I wasn't sure what it was. I pushed, I pressed the issue, I basically called him out on it, to which he replied "You said it was OK to lie to you if it were for a good reason," which or course, I don't quite remember saying it that way, but hey, I'm 40, I forget a lot of things...<br />
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Sitting at the computer minding my own business, procrastinating, I hear the front door open. I'm not in the least divided from my work to look up at Brian. But no, the voice from the kitchen is not his sweet tenor "hey honey!," but my best friend, AJ, who surprised me from NY!!!!!<br />
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The tears of happiness flowed.<br />
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But that wasn't the real adventure.<br />
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Saturday morning we woke up early. I was told to dress in layers, but comfortable. Check.<br />
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Brian watched the kids, and told me that he was too scared for this adventure, so AJ and I were going together.<br />
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The intrigue!<br />
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It took about an hour of driving out into the desert, past a stinky dairy farm, through miles of arid desert landscape, and finally into a tiny town, to get to our destination.<br />
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Before we arrived, a plane was blocking our path:<br />
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Let me start by saying that I do not know what to expect before the surprise is revealed, and no one who does know, is allowed to tell me that they are even aware of what will occur.<br />
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In the car was a pad and a pen.<br />
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Brian asked me to leave work a bit early, since traffic seemed to be heavier than anticipated. We were both nervous and excited, and bit overwhelmed at the sheer number of cars on the road at 3:30 on a Thursday afternoon.<br />
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I used every technique in my arsenal to get hints as to what I was to expect.<br />
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Not knowing what to expect, I even packed my backpack as though it were a 24-hr bugout bag replete with my throwing knives, food, fire-starting gear and some other things. I was ready for anything. When I asked if I will need any of things in my bag, he simply said: "Maybe, but I can't be sure."<br />
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Jerk.<br />
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And so, with excitement built to an almost frenzy, we pulled up to my first adventure:<br />
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The first day was book work, so I suppose I didn't need the throwing knives. At least I had them, right?</div>
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5 hours later, 10 videos, and an entire book, I scored a 98 on my written exam. Only 1 of 50 wrong.</div>
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PASS, part one.</div>
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This weekend is the riding portion of the class: 2 days, 5 hours each.</div>
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This is my on my ride for the weekend:</div>
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Riding was intimidating at first, we began by just going through our staring procedures; getting on, starting it, turning it off and getting off. By the end of the 1st day I was getting up to 3rd gear, weaving, stopping short, going slow in tight areas, taking turns tight, taking a 90 degree slow and tight, and more. </div>
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The instructor asked if it was true that I had never ridden a motorcycle. Aside from racing mountain bikes, I had honestly never ridden before.</div>
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He said I took to riding like a duck does to water.</div>
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I'm taking that as a complement.</div>
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The folks in front of me just could not go fast enough, at least I could practice downshifting more than I had expected.</div>
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Tomorrow is my driving test. If I pass, I get my state motorcycle license!!!</div>
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A friend of mine saw what I was doing on Facebook as said that she was selling her 2010 Yamaha V-star 250cc. How could I refuse???? Now, to pass my test, get some gear, and get through tomorrow. </div>
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She said she'd take payments, and hold onto it until I could pay it off.</div>
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If you're feeling a bit lush this month and feel like helping with payments, email Brian: Brian.m.smallwood@gmail.com. Please put "Year of Adventure" in the topic.</div>
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I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow!!!!<br />
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Today was harder than yesterday. Tighter turns, figure eights, sharp curves, swerves, and stopping in a turn.</div>
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Sadly, I tipped the bike over in an attempted figure eight. Turns out, if you brake in a turn you tip over.</div>
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After a rocky start, I kicked ass in the turns, swerves and hazards. I tore up the higher speed skills, and maneuvered through the curves like a ....like a ..... skilled newbie.</div>
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Testing happened throughout the day. For every infraction of missed action, you get a point. Getting points is bad. If you get 20 points - you fail. Throughout the day I accumulated 4 points. Three for putting my foot down in the middle of the figure eight turn, and one point for my final "speed and stop." I got a a point for stopping one foot ahead of where I was supposed to stop.</div>
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I now have 6 months to find a DMV, bring in my certificate, and I get a new licence with a motorcycle endorsement.</div>
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Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-22094325347081352942013-10-19T19:25:00.002-07:002013-10-19T19:25:59.522-07:00A Year of AdventuresIn September, I turned the big 4-0. Now, as a stand alone birthday, it's just a number, and I neither feel nor look my age. (at least I don't think so.) Likely, having a two, and an almost four year old has a lot to do with it.<br />
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To help ease me into my forties, my husband did what no husband in history has ever done before; he planned what would soon prove to be a series of presents no amount of hugs, kisses or other special favors could ever pay back, equal, or be bested by.<br />
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On my actual birthday, Brian got really quiet, started talking in his calm and even tone, and began introducing his presents. He said that what was in the following boxes was something I would have to learn to use for future use. <br />
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I opened the heavy boxes and found a few amazing and surprising presents; throwing knives, two sets. The first, a true, full use, high end set of two "Down Under" throwing knives. The second, another fabulous set of Hubbard trainers. The last larger box was target. A portable archery target so I would bring my bow outside of brush off the dust.<br />
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That was just the beginning.</div>
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The real present, he said, is something quite unlike anything I've ever heard about before. He has planned an entire Year of Adventures.<br />
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Every month for this entire year, he will surprise me with a new and exciting adventure. Amazing, right?<br />
Not only that, he has invited anyone who is interested to join me/us in these activities. Some will join us, some are contributing to the "adventure fund" and some are just along for the vicarious ride.<br />
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If any of these sound interesting or you would like more information, please email Brian - brian.m.smallwood@gmail.com please use "Year of Adventure" in the subject line.<br />
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I'm keeping everyone else up to date here, on my blog, after each adventure.<br />
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What amazes me most, is that he had been taking extra work to help set up a fund for these adventures. I love this man so.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-72554322311148486752013-07-21T00:44:00.003-07:002013-07-21T06:55:41.042-07:00Did you know? Some things you just have to find out the hard way.<br />
The following is a list of things you should already know:<br />
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1. Always check your salad dressing bottle spout before you pour. Since there are so many squirt bottles out there, you can forget that not all bottles have that protective barrier.<br />
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3. Always smell the milk before you pour a glass. However, if you are not in your own home, don't stick your nose other peoples milk - that's...gross. Better to pour a glass then smell it.<br />
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4. Tie your shoes before you get on as escalator.<br />
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5. When zipping a zipper, run your other hands thumb on the inside to help prevent clothing/skin from being caught.<br />
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6. Acetone dissolves Crazy Glue.<br />
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7. Crazy Glue shut that tiny paper cut that keeps opening up. The sting of the glue will be worth it.<br />
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9. If you are changing the diaper of baby boy, make sure they are covered at all times. I repeat, at all times. (the following image is of a real product...)<br />
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10. Check that you have enough toilet paper BEFORE you sit down.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-49480496691805256822013-07-18T16:25:00.000-07:002013-07-18T16:25:11.942-07:00Potty Training ups & DownsEverybody poops.<br />
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A parent knows this best of all (perhaps excluding some caregivers, but we're in the same boat, there.)<br />
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Oh, please, before I go on any further, let me admit the following vocabulary for your approval:<br />
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potty = toilet<br />
pee-pee = urine<br />
big-boy undies = underwear <br />
poop = feces<br />
poopies = feces<br />
plop-plops = feces<br />
shit = any fecal matter that does not go in either a diaper or the toilet. <br />
penis = badly aimed, dangerous firing, urine expulsion unit.<br />
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Now that we know the terms in our house, let me continue. Over the past year, Daniel has been expressing interest in using the potty. We, as we should be, are always thrilled. We cheer when he sits on the potty. We clap when he goes into the bathroom and just farts. We break out the potty treats; a couple of M&Ms for pee-pee, and a mini snickers for poopies. We call our friends, call our families, and post of Facebook when he does anything of substance. <br />
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I'm not apologizing for the posts.<br />
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For the past three days Daniel has been in big-boy undies, and has been dry during the day most of the time.<br />
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Yesterday, he shit in his underwear because he was didn't want to stop eating dinner. That was fun. So, we thought we had emptied the contents of the underwear into the toilet and wrapped up his soiled clothes in a bag to be washed. That night, down stairs at the washer, I pulled out the clothes along with another load ( it cost $1.50 wash/ $1.50 dry so we don't waste a wash) and tossed it all in the washer on hot. When I went to put the load in the dryer it all smelled like shit. Oh yes, the whole load. I picked up a portion of the clothes to be surprised by little poop pellets stuck to the inside of the washer. Fun times. I pulled out the clorox wipes, wiped down the parts I found and ran it again.<br />
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I wish that were the end of the day, but it continues...<br />
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This evening, both Amelia and Daniel yelled that they needed to use the potty ( at the same time.) I told Amelia she could go first. She sits there, farts, and gets down. YAY!!! Then, while Daniel actually goes poopies in the potty ( High Fives, YAY!'s and a Snickers later) Amelia is still sans diaper and she squats down on the tiles just next to the toilet where Daniel is still sitting.<br />
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"Amelia!" I say, "No going pee-pee's on the floor please, Daniel is almost done!"<br />
To which she replies "no pee-pee Mommy!"<br />
And, to her credit, she was right. In a perfectly round pile, she left me her own pile of shit.<br />
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Now picture this, I'm wiping poop off the floor, off her feet, off her butt, and then, trying to wash my hands before Daniel is done and needs to get wiped as well. <br />
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I have Clorox wipes piled, used diapers stacked, and two half naked kids laughing at each other.<br />
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At least the kid wipes were flushable.<br />
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And now...bath time.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-55559473279229146642013-07-11T14:28:00.003-07:002013-07-11T14:28:50.484-07:00A vacation to rememberFamily vacations!<br />
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Please check off Daniel's bucket list- fly in a helecopter. Thanks to Pop-Pop and Grandma:<br />
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Though we need a vacation from this vacation, we had a wonderful time. We laughed, we cried, we took our medicines like champs, and, we made lots of great memories.<br />
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Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-68218537922287045222013-07-11T11:24:00.003-07:002013-07-11T11:24:44.202-07:00Vacation from this vacation<h2>
Things I've learned on our family vacation to Florida:</h2>
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1- Always check carry-on bags before you get to the airport.<br />
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2- Remember to pack only what you need.<br />
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3 - Don't pack "nice clothes." They only take up space and since I didn't pack a nanny, I didnt need them.<br />
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4- I will hire a nanny for any extended stay vacation we go on n the next 5 years.<br />
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5 -Always have some cash on hand<br />
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6 - Pack more diapers than you need in your carry on. You can purchase a pack of 2 in the airport for $2.50. Likely not the size you need.<br />
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7 - Pink eye can be picked up in a pool.<br />
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8 - You can get an ear infection if you dont get all the water out of your ears...from the pool.<br />
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9- If the meat is grey, but still smells fine - DONT EAT IT.<br />
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10 - Don't let your child play with your phone if their favorite game requires streaming...and you don't have unlimited megabites.<br />
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11 - Always keep the memory card in your camera. Especially if you are going to take your son ( who is obsessed with helecopters) on his first helecopter ride.<br />
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12 - You can buy anything you can buy at Disney, for half the price at walgreens.<br />
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13- Toys at the dollar store are a dollar for a reason, and too expensive for what they are.<br />
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14- don't turn the bubblejets on in the spa tub while your kids are in it.<br />
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15- White Sidwalk chalk comes off of floors, walls, carpets, chairs, sofas, and clothing - but pink doesn't.<br />
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16- On a positive note, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Stearns-Puddle-Jumper-Deluxe-Jacket/dp/B003648OQY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1373566997&sr=8-1&keywords=puddle+jumper+floats">puddle jumpers</a> are worth every cent. Every damn cent.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-36719011808493884602013-02-23T15:00:00.001-08:002013-03-03T15:31:08.421-08:00Bean AngelsIn lieu of a written post, I present to you a video. <br />
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Aren't you glad you aren't at my house right now?<br />
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In response to several emails regarding the bean event at the house, I feel I must explain: The weather here in CT has been less than ideal, rain, snow, mud at the park, and just plain cold temperatures. With little ones cooped up, I had to be creative.<br />
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What could they do and not get hurt? What could they play with and still have a bit of educational impact? What would let them be physical and get off my back???<br />
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Yes, I thought, beans. They could sort them, count them, place then in size order, pour them, dump them, and manipulate them - sounds good right?<br />
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Well, as you saw in the video, things got a bit out of hand. I didn't stop it because I knew I would have a lot to clean up, so why not just play it out? They were safe, and they were having fun.<br />
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I would like to add that I am still finding beans in corners, and under couches... fun times! Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-51458679917425797632013-02-09T12:47:00.001-08:002013-03-03T14:27:08.378-08:00Winter Storm Nemo - 2013So... we got back-slapped with Winter Storm Nemo.<br />
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When I say "back-slapped" I suppose I could have said whipped, inundated, slammed, smacked or any other forceful descriptor.<br />
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Three feet. We got 3' of snow in less than 24 hours.<br />
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The roads are closed. Even if we <i>could</i> get our cars out, there is a total driving ban on all streets in the entire state. The best thing I can say about this is that we didn't lose power.<br />
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Also, the shear beauty of the untouched clean, white, snow that blanketed everything was enough to put a content smile in anyone's soul.<br />
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Perhaps I wasn't as prepared as I should have been on the glove/mitten front. Perhaps next year I'll learn how to knit.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-52804267622999958012013-01-01T18:03:00.000-08:002013-01-01T18:03:22.451-08:00ResolutionsHello 2013, Goodbye 2012.<br />
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If I didn't know better, I'd say that 2012 lasted 5 times as long as it should have...maybe longer. Days with little ones creep by. The seconds tick away like an old Hitchcock thriller. The minutes pass like watching a skydiver deploy his shoot and float to the ground, but the wind just picked up and there just happens to be a jagged outcropping of rocks nearby. The hours..well...like hours.<br />
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But the year - man, the year flew by! I have two <i>toddlers</i>. One is now having conversations and telling jokes, and the other is climbing and jumping, and learning new words, everyday.<br />
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All this, and if I learned anything, it was that I have a lot to learn. I would sell everything I own for a small dose of additional patience. I should really work on that this year.<br />
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Speaking of working on things in the coming year, guess who's going to be 40 this year? Oh yeah, this old fart mom. With that number looming, I've decided to make a couple of resolutions this year. I don't normally do this and just let the new year come and go, and usually by April or May I remember to write the correct date on my checks. Since I worked on the building (one times square) that the ball drops every year, seeing it on TV seems a bit anti-climactic. However, if it's on, and I'm awake, I suppose I'll leave it on.<br />
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This year, we brought in the new year in a TV free environment surrounded by good friends, and lots of food - I even made it to midnight playing "Cards Against Humanity." Fun times.<br />
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Wait, I lost my train of though...resolutions. The whole reason for this post is to put out in the internet world my New Years Resolution for 2013.<br />
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This year, 2013, the year in which I will turn 40, I resolve to make the outside of me look the best it can, and make the inside of me match the sentiment. <br />
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My birthday isn't until September. I have a full 8.5 months in which to accomplish it, and make the habits it will create good ones to last a lifetime. <br />
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Now, I don't want to scare you with any pictures of this, but I promise to post some in September. The regular posts throughout this year should reflect the inner portion of this resolution.<br />
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I'm sending good thoughts for a healthy, safe, new year for all of you.<br />
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Happy New Year!<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-69120729861377811282012-12-01T15:21:00.000-08:002012-12-01T15:21:07.537-08:00Not what it looks like...You would think that the pharmaceutical companies would realize that making medicine the color of blood was a bad idea.<br />
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Unless of course, they have a sick, twisted sense of humor and think that kids look funny when they spit out their medicine and it runs all down their faces and bodies.<br />
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There is a part of me that gets a kick out of the look knowing that it is only tylenol... the other part of me screams on the inside at the thought of this...<br />
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ps I should really keep my camera handy, because this old iphone 3GS I have is just not cutting it.<br /><br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-83069933181266278582012-11-30T18:19:00.000-08:002012-11-30T18:19:34.156-08:00When arts & crafts get out of handThere is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to do fun artsy projects with your kids. It is encouraged. If you need ideas, There is a lifetimes worth of options on pinterest.<br />
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Someone out there is the Mary Poppins of all arts & crafts projects.<br />
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I am not that mom.<br />
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This afternoon I attempted to do a simple ( I thought it was supposed to be simple) arts & crafts project with their hand and foot prints. We had some extra time together since Amelia was home sick, and the woman watching Daniel got sick as well, so he was sent home early.<br />
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I pulled out some ink pads and paper...<br />
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Be sure when you attempt anything like this you wrap the entire floor and walls and ceiling and furniture in plastic wrap. Wrap the kids. Wrap yourself. Wrap the cats! Wrap the fish! Ok, so don't wrap the fish, but everything else is fair game.<br />
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This activity went down hill. Fast. Faster than smart phones were grabbed off the shelves at Wal-mart on Black Friday, fast. I'm talking fast. Like running from a zombie in brand new sneakers when the wind is behind you and the doors to the air lock ahead of you are closing, fast.<br />
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It went downhill that fast.<br />
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There were hands and feet everywhere! As soon as I tried to wipe one off the other was being coated by a fast fingered ink thief. I had no time to do out project even as I was trying to keep up with the inked limbs. <br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-82733826129731437862012-11-25T11:59:00.000-08:002012-11-25T12:00:00.354-08:00He won't come out...(Deep Breath)<br />
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I'm sitting in the living room with Amelia. I say "sitting," but I really mean is I'm churning inside and it is taking everything in my power not to explode out of my skin.<br />
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Daniel is in his room crying.<br />
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We are going through a spitting phase. Not a projectile spitting phase, or a watermelon seed across the room spitting phase, but a "get a mouthful of water and then spill it from your mouth into anything and everything you can reach" spitting phase.<br />
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And so, like every good mom, I put him time out after the umpeenth time I asked him to stop spitting.<br />
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When he came back out, he continued with fervor. So...back to time out. This time, he spit in my face. I forcefully told him "No Spitting!" and he did it again.<br />
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Back to time out.<br />
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This time, I put him in there for a couple of minutes. I needed to cool down, so I started putting blocks away.<br />
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I went to get him, and he refuses to come out. I brought him out, coaxed him out with juice (which he never gets) and he then took the juice, walked over to the sink and sprayed it all out, smiling.<br />
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Back in self imposed timed out, crying. He went in. HE closed the door behind him.<br />
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He is still crying.<br />
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Amelia went to his door to see what was wrong and Daniel ushered her out, and closed the door again.<br />
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So now, I breathe. I listen to him cry and try to figure out what is going on in his brilliant little mind.<br />
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Is he figuring out new emotions? Is he expressing autonomy and choices? Is he experimenting with pushing my buttons?<br />
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I just don't know.<br />
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This phase is going to be rough one...<br />
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Sorry, the Mess of the Day is in my Head. No pictures of that mess.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-45896721762103340092012-11-24T08:27:00.001-08:002012-11-24T08:27:04.971-08:00A day to give thanksOne day a year we all give thanks... thanks for our friends and loved ones, thanks for a our health and that of others, thanks for all we have, and like my brother always said "thanks for my bed."<br />
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If we were all thankful everyday, the world would be a better place. I could just be dreaming, too.<br />
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This year we spent Thanksgiving at Mimi and Grandaddio's - it's a nice tradition. We love seeing friends and family and the food and desserts are delicious, too.<br />
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We have a lot to be thankful for this year, many folks were not as fortunate.<br />
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Now, those of you with children who who know families with children, going outside the home for an extended amount of time ( more than three hours) can be trying on everyone involved no matter how well planned everyone is or how "child proof" their houses are. The kids will find something to get into, under, on top of or inside. They will be too loud, stay up too late, and get up too early. This is inevitable.<br />
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It was a good year. Nothing was broken! Cement cats were dragged around, blocks and matchbox cars will be found for weeks, and, as I just learned, will even found in the back of a shelf in the refrigerator - I guess it was just chilling out.<br />
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See, Mom? Daniel dumped out the bag of cheerios!<br />
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I just ate them. Nothing wrong with that, right? <br />
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Daniel stomped them... you know, because he wanted to feel them under his feet.<br />
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We heard the kids giggling in TV room and thumping - they do love to jump the one step down into the room. I suppose we could have checked on them more. No, we SHOULD have...<br />
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Caught in mid air, Daniel jumped into the pile and his sister roared in laughter.<br />
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Now don't let her age (16 months), her stature or those good looks fool you - Amelia was just as guilty of this mess as her brother. <br />
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She is as adventurous and daring as her brother, if not more so. <br />
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Today I am thankful that I have these stories to write about and remember. What are you thankful for?<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-47292074953845153922012-11-20T06:44:00.000-08:002012-11-20T06:44:15.375-08:00Elmer'sIt's been a while since I posted a "mess of the day" series. Certainly not because there haven't been any messes, just that I must have grown accustomed to them. *sigh.<br />
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Today, I introduce a new mess to you, since it is a new mess to me:<br />
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Yes, you do... I did, too. Now what was THAT doing all on it's own in the living room? Right. Causing trouble. THAT was the first clue which led to an ice cream truck which I thought had milk in it... <br />
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...and a carpet which, was also NOT milk...<br />
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...and a lego, which had a new color scheme.<br />
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Oh yes, we all know where it came from. Our friend, Elmer's glue.<br />
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Notice it is not the school version. Notice also the "Now Stronger Formula." It's a good think I caught it all just after it happened so a little water clean-up (little is relative) and some toys in the dishwasher is all it took. <br />
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Ah-HA! the latch was left open. So... whose fault is it? Certainly he didn't open it, it's over 5 feet high...<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-50410224616945313262012-11-19T17:29:00.001-08:002012-11-19T17:32:01.983-08:00His First Girl FriendI suppose it had to happen eventually.<br />
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He torments his sister, takes toys from his friends, and still wears a diaper.<br />
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That must be attractive to older women. He just turned three. She's four. Now one year, when you're in your twenties, is not a big deal. One year in your thirties, is a drop in the bucket (just with more wrinkles). But the difference between three and four is remarkable. Let's not forget that girls mature faster. So, relatively, she could be 10 years older than he is.<br />
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Regardless, he's smitten. "So-n-so is my best friend... she holds me hand." His teacher said that she leads his around telling him to kiss her on the cheek (which he does) and runs up to her when she arrives for the day.<br />
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She won't admit there is anything going on, yet teases him with her clowder of fuzzy "babies" (a handful of stuffed animal cats.)<br />
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When we go home for the day, Daniel wants to go to her house... I bet her mom would love that!<br />
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Oh help me, when he asks to borrow the car to take someone on a date... (deep breathe) one day at a time...one day at a time...one day at a time.<br />
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Please excuse me as I go change his poopy diaper...and read him a nite-nite book. My sweet baby boy with a girlfriend.<br />
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<br />Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356616460237012994.post-43485534884188514902012-11-18T17:21:00.001-08:002012-11-18T17:30:21.489-08:00THREE years in, a lifetime to goWhere did the years go? Wasn't it just a few years ago I was going out on dates with this cute guy I then married? I know it couldn't have been that long...<br />
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But my son is three years old now. THREE! Sure sure, I have friends my age whose kids are already in high school or older... But I waited for the right man at the right time. <br />
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Anyway, not only do I have a three year old, but I have a 16month old, too. HA! I have a mini-van! I have a big ass!! Wait... too much info?<br />
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This weekend we saw friends and family we hadn't seen in a very long time as we celebrated Daniel's 3rd birthday. Amazing.<br />
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The birthday boy!<br />
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No mom....I didn't find the plate of chocolates...really!<br />
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AJ brought a present for Amelia, too.<br />
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Now, Brian has been making the kids cakes every year - he looks forward to it and plans for it. This year, to go with the icecream truck theme, B made...an ice cream truck cake!<br />
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This was Daniel's expression when he saw the cake and heard everyone singing "happy birthday" - such a softee. <br />
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(please excuse my boobs - why is it that no one tells you your boobs are hanging out until you see it in a picture?)<br />
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We ran out of time to bake, soo..... we bought un-iced quater sheet cakes from stop and shop and built the cake here. Pretty clever, right? Did you know you could do that? Replete with candy, ice cream pictures and candles, the only thing this cake didn't do is sing.<br />
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All in all is was a very successful time.<br />
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We have very generous friends and family, and love them all.<br />
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OH, did you notice? I had to change the name of the blog! We're THREE years in now!!!Full of Fluffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09950958553883987865noreply@blogger.com2