BABOOM!!

I'd be lying to you if I said that my kids never watch TV.  It's not that they sit on the couch and drool, it's just...background noise with the alphabet and furry monsters.

Sadly, I report that my kids can navigate our iphones better than we can.  Now please, I don't need to hear what bad parents we are, or how I'll get what I deserve etc.  If you have something snarky to say...come over to my house and watch the kids for a day or two - then leave a comment.

That being said,  one of my son's favorite videos is a clip from Mythbusters when they blow-up a concrete truck - They count down  10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1- and the concrete truck explodes into a million pieces.  BA-BOOM he says.. over and over and over, counting down every time.

My daughter, not even one, has heard him say this so many times, she knows what to do when he gets to 1...

Some folks didn't believe me, they said it was a fluke.

Here's proof:

Have a great day!

2Y19D: SEX Hotline...only $1.99/min.

I though he would be at least 12, maybe 13 before he called his first sex hotline number. I never would have guessed he would have been two.

Here's how the conversation went:

Brian: "Hey! What? Gimme that!"

Daniel: Runs away waving the phone; jumps and face plants onto our bed.

Brian: "Hey, Rach..."

Me: "ummm yeah?"

Brian: "Daniel just called a sex hotline number!"

Me: "How did he get the number?"

Brian: " Wait, it wasn't like a speed dial number, he just leaned on the 8 key and dialed"

Me: "Are you sure?"

Brian: "I gave the phone to him so he could watch airplanes when I heard a woman's voice. I took the phone as she was saying 'only $1.99/min then 7.99/min for hot one-on-one'... well I hung up the phone so fast. I think I really need to lock the phone."

Daniel: Snatches the phone once again yelling "Aiiiiirplane...aiiiiiirplane!!!!"

Me: " Ummmm Brian?"

Brian:"Yeah yeah.....I'm on it."

The moral of the story boys and girls, is that if you're going to call a sex hotline, make sure your parents are not within earshot of the phone.