If you're tired and you know it clap your hands. * CLAP CLAP*
If you're tired and you know it clap your hands. *CLAP CLAP*
If you're eyes are half way open, and your bags are deep and blue,
If you're tired and you know it clap your hands. *Cla.....p...........clap.*
If you said you'd go to the gym click your tongue * TSK TSK*
If you promised to tighten your abs click your tongue * TSK TSK*
If your bigger than you were, and your abs and ass are wrecks,
If you need some motivation, click your tongue * TSK TSK*
If you think an early bedtime is a myth, STOMP YOUR FEET
If they're bouncing off the walls at 9 O'clock, STOMP YOUR FEET
If 8 O'clock has come and gone, and your TV shows are on,
They didn't take nap, yet they're awake, STOMP YOUR FEET
If you have someone to help, shout HOORAY *HOORAY*
Why do baby-sitters charge almost $20 an hour? shout WTF!
If it's more tiring to visit a non baby-proof house even though there are an extra 4 people there, than just staying home by yourself, shout *GRRRRRRR*
If you're tired and you know it, SUCK IT UP!
If you're flabby and you know it, GO TO THE GYM!
Perhaps it's easier to say than to get up off your butt,
let the kids stay in their jammies, and stay in your rut.
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